Bostonista: Did you see my new shoes?
Mommy Dearest: Yes. They’re ridiculous. And you really can’t afford them.
Bostonista: But…but they are so pretty!
Mommy Dearest: (Ignoring Bostonista) And I don’t see how you could even walk in them. They’re completely impractical! And you really shouldn’t be using your credit card. You don’t have a job. You have to return them!
Bostonista: (Ignoring Mommy Dearest & tying up laces) And they look so pretty!